Turn his head into a urinal. Put the tutorial on Pinterest. Start a side-hustle in humiliation-specific taxidermy. Get rich doing what you love.
Making every douche who's ever looked sideways at you regret the day they were born.
The simple things are what make life worth living.
[They're talking around the real ugliness of the situation, and that's fine with Len. He gets it. Kabal isn't looking to get his boo-boos kissed (though Len's done plenty of that at this point), he wants to get shit off his chest. Without the embarrassment and smothering attention of a pity-party.
Len knows because he's been there. Is still there, when something or someone ugly reminds him of his father, and life before he was independent.]
A hot roommate ain't a bad reason either.
Glad I didn't croak before we knocked boots. No one wants to die a virgin.
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Date: 2020-05-16 04:48 am (UTC)Turn his head into a urinal. Put the tutorial on Pinterest. Start a side-hustle in humiliation-specific taxidermy. Get rich doing what you love.
Making every douche who's ever looked sideways at you regret the day they were born.
The simple things are what make life worth living.
[They're talking around the real ugliness of the situation, and that's fine with Len. He gets it. Kabal isn't looking to get his boo-boos kissed (though Len's done plenty of that at this point), he wants to get shit off his chest. Without the embarrassment and smothering attention of a pity-party.
Len knows because he's been there. Is still there, when something or someone ugly reminds him of his father, and life before he was independent.]
A hot roommate ain't a bad reason either.
Glad I didn't croak before we knocked boots. No one wants to die a virgin.
[Insert laugh track here.]