Someday I'm going to rip the missiles off of that thing and be a millionaire.
[That's a decent amount of blood Len. And you're in a closet.]
I'm not a doctor but pretty sure you're supposed to keep all that shiny red liquid inside you. Come on, lets get you outta the closet and somewhere a little more comfortable.
[Len accepts the help, not making a fuss about it. It's all he can do to not look absolutely pathetic right now.
He could stand on his own two feet, should, but Kabal is both solid and strong, and for a moment it feels good just to stand and soak in the warmth of his body. Kabal is easy to lean against.
Far too easy.]
And I thought I was special.
[Is Kabal the type to have a food-fight with the first random guy or girl off the street?]
Was Hannibal Lecter using the kitchen?
Hm... s'pose I can see the appeal.
[An appraising glance over him (who doesn't love beef jerky?), his eyes catching on Kabal's injury. Not exactly a paper-cut.
Len attempts to pull away, and nearly slips in his own blood. He catches himself by the strap of Kabal's harness.]
Apparently my job is to carry you back to my room when you get the shit kicked out of you. Working my way up in the world. Black Dragon enforcer, NYPD, saver of the entire world, enforcer again and now your personal assistant.
[He'd been enslaved to what was effectively a super villain once he died, but that wasn't quite the same. Especially since he wanted to kill that fucker most of the time.]
You know the deer lady? She decided maybe it was time to expand her culinary horizons.
[For being a big, hefty, immovable rock, that grab for his harness nearly downs him. The only tangible evidence so far of how injured he is. Hissing through his teeth he braces one hand on the wall, the other around Len to keep them both from crashing into the ground.]
We need to stop doing this. Can we skip this part next time and get right to the naked in the tub part?
[Wait, did he heard that right? Len's head snaps to the side, eyes boring holes into Kabal's mask. He would kill to see his face right now.]
NYPD? You were a cop?
[Len pulls away from him, in part because he nearly sent them both crashing to the ground, and also because this is something of a revelation coming from a man he assumed to be a fellow crook.
Not a crooked cop.
He holds onto the nearby shelving, trying to look less dizzy, confused, and alarmed than he actually is, but his poker-face isn't at its best right now. He needs a little more blood and a lot less shock for that.]
And no, I don't know the deer lady, she a cannibal or a bisexual?
[With more than a slight sneer, because Len doesn't like that particular tidbit of information, either. Not that this is anything, or he had any real expectations regarding exactly who Kabal is 'feeding'.
For a few months yeah. Badge is in my room somewhere if you don't believe me.
[He doesn't follow Len's train of thought, assuming that like most people he thinks Kabal is lying.
But this is someone who knows him a little better. Maybe he deserves the full explanation.]
Told 'em I'd give them dirt on the Black Dragon and they bought it hook, line and sinker. Thought I'd turned traitor and everything. Cept I was just letting the Black Dragon know their patrol routes and where they'd be setting up checkpoints.
Gave the cops a few leads and they gave me a badge and a partner. Dumb shits.
Fuck. I wonder if they're still paying me. I might be a fucking millionaire twenty years later.
[Once he regains his footing he reaches out to Len to pull him back and help him down the hall again, not getting the hint something might be wrong.]
She's probably both. But yeah, I found her at the end of a trail of blood and she tried to eat me. Not in the cute way.
[He almost yanks away again on instinct. All that stops him is the fact Kabal is almost as unsteady as he is, and the hall isn't a safe place for either of them to be.
Len listens to Kabal's story with slitted eyes, bullshit detector cranked up to max.
He does believe Kabal could've been a cop. That's the problem.
Len doesn't trust cops, but on some level he respects them. They play the same field from different sides. Without law there would be no crime, and without crime there would be no law. You can't break rules if they don't exist. Len loves the sirens and chase almost as much as he loves the money and infamy.
Crooked cops, on the other hand, are bottom-feeding hypocrites. They swan around in uniform flashing their shiny badges, stealing from the same people they swore to protect, and going home to beat their wife and kids after a long day of acting like saints on domestic assault calls.]
My old man was a cop. Biggest dirtbag you ever met. The only thing he liked better than getting drunk and beating the shit out of his wife and kids was power-tripping on the job.
[Finally, Len looks away. Doing his best attempt at being aloof in spite of the fact Kabal's thick arm is wrapped around his waist.
At least it sounds like Kabal didn't screw the bisexual-cannibal-deer-lady.
Len doesn't want to catch anything. That's all.]
What did you expect to find at the end of a trail of blood, a rare steak?
[It's a good thing too as Kabal is using most of his concentration to keep from stumbling or leaning on the wall for support. The majority of his blood is still on the inside where it should be, but he's running a little short of a full-tank right now.]
Sounds like an asshole. Hope you killed him.
[Said casually as if that's something routine and expected: if someone is a jerk to you just kill them. Even if they're a parent. He can't really relate, he never met his dad, he can't truly understand the conflicted emotions of someone you love and hate and who should care for you but doesn't. Everything is pretty simple in Kabal's world view - the easiest way to get rid of anything impeding him is generally murder.]
Something to fight. There are these bigass radioactive boars I used to fight but I figured I should stop killing them before there's none left. Gotta get that new generation of fighters up and running so I have something to do.
And I'm not the one that got smacked around by a giant robot that could probably step on you and crunch you into paste.
[No he got beat up by a five foot tall half-deer, half-naked lady. So much better.]
[Even if it took Len almost losing his sister for him to nut up and pull the goddamn trigger. One little twitch of the finger, and Lewis Snart became one more name on the long, long list of people Len's put in the ground. Only notable for the fact he deserved it more than most.
He's probably jawing off at the devil in hell right now while losing a card game, surrounded by assholes of his like kind and quality. It's possible he'd love it there, but Len likes to think he'd hate realizing what a small fish he was in such a dirty, worthless pond.
Kabal is lucky (or maybe he's unlucky), Len doesn't strip down and knock boots with just anyone. Because his father left so many marks on his body Len can't not see his childhood reflected back at him every time he looks into the mirror. The story of his victimhood written in scars on his skin.
Len exhales. Half pained hiss, half exasperated sigh.]
You're a psycho.
Dunno what that makes me for relating to half of what you just said, but it can't be good.
[A crook of the corner of his mouth, which might be a smile, as he grips onto Kabal's harness, fingers squeezing into the leather for support.
Len almost missed having a psycho around.]
I thought you were a speedster. Hurry it up. I'm not gonna to tip this kinda half-assed service. If you ain't breaking the sound barrier you ain't really trying.
[See? Easy. Kill whatever stands in your way. Or annoys you. Kabal's philosophy on the world wins again!]
Words hurt Ice Queen.
Sure, I can pick you up and make this real quick, but I'm liable to end up wearing your lunch. I've only done that to two people and one was a robot and even he was pretty close to managing to puke without a mouth. Much as the nostalgia of how we first met is romantic, not really sure I want to be smelling that right now when we're both oozing out our insides.
[He glances askance at Len for a second, judging just how injured he is.]
But if you want the full experience...
[And he leans in to scoop Len up. Princess style.]
[A flit of his eyes over Kabal's masked face, allowing himself to be lifted.
They've been in more compromising positions. Shame is for losers who give a fuck what other people think. Len doesn't care. He is entirely comfortable here, in his full Elsa glory.
Cool as a cucumber. Not feeling flustered at all.]
I doubt you're the fastest man who's given me a ride.
[Considering how injured he is, it's not a great idea for him to be doing his speedy little teleport tricks. But now his pride is at stake so like fuck will he take it easy and walk like some normal person.]
And here I thought I was more than a pretty face and a fast pair of legs.
[And with that he shifts Len around to his shoulder so he can hold him one handed. It'd be easier to toss him under his arm like a sack of flour, but given all those injuries probably a bad idea. So this'll have to do as he jets forward in a blur of purplish energy, at his room in an instant.]
Keep your insides inside you. My tub hasn't recovered from our last fun little playtime.
[Don't forget about those... sparring abilities. Not every man knows how to duel-wield.
His sword is pretty big, too.
Len makes a noise in his throat when he's manhandled into a fireman carry, significantly less romantic than being carried like the world's worst Disney princess, but it's better than walking.
Or is it?
The initial speed surge is enough to send his stomach into his throat, but the split-second of pure adrenaline was worth it. That flare of purple energy, bright enough to sear neon streaks into his eyes, was beautiful.
Some things never get old.]
Mmmm.
[Is his response to Kabal's demand. No vomit, but he's more than a little dizzy. So he doesn't move right away. Breathing slowly, still, until he's ready to move. Which could take a while, given the blood loss on top of the vertigo.]
[It takes a special kind of man to appreciate his duel wielding prowess, which is probably why they get along so well. Both are fans of each others' swords and the way they use them.]
As if I'd put you anywhere else.
[He elbows the button to slam the door shut behind them, heading over to the bed to sit on the edge and put Len down far more gently than he initially tossed him over his shoulder.]
Let's clean this up before it gets all crusty. Think you might need stitches too.
[At this point they should move the whole medBay into Kabal's room, they're on at least their third first aid kit.]
[Not that Len doesn't like it. Len may make a surprising amount of noise, but he never complains.
Being cut up hurts less without a metal shelf biting into his back. Shifting up onto one elbow, Len yanks what's left of his shirt up to his collarbone. Starscream got him good with those impressive claws of his. Len's torn between anger and genuine admiration.
Must be nice not to bleed. If Len could choose to be made of metal instead of flesh, he would. In a heartbeat. Humans are so fucking fragile.
His scarred body is a testament to that. Len can't count how many times he's been hurt this badly or hell of a lot worse. In the scheme of things, a couple gashes from a razor-sharp edge are nothing.
A sudden, ugly thought that Kabal might think he's weak springs to the forefront of his slightly foggy mind. He sits taller, squaring his shoulders. Wipes any trace of a dumb, vulnerable look off his face.]
Fine. It ain't half as bad as it looks.
[Len squeezes the edges of the cut together, testing the depth, blood welling up out of the wound to streak down his already sticky/crusty/smeared stomach. Too deep for glue.
It isn't fine, but the only thing worse than getting your ass beat is letting them see you flinch.]
Nothing a few staples can't fix. Grab me that gun from the kit. I can do it myself.
[Can doesn't mean should, but Len hasn't lived this long relying on others. He called Kabal because it was faster than dragging his own ass down the hall, not because he needed him.
Len can take care of himself.
Whether he's trying to prove that to himself, or Kabal, in the moment is up for debate.]
What can I say, you look good plastered up against walls all sprawled out. Maybe later. Assuming you don't bleed yourself dry.
[Setting the medical kit down on the bed he pulls the mask off so that Len can get the full force of his glare as he smacks Len's hands away from where he's poking and prodding at his own wounds. It also gives him a better view without the darkened tinge of looking out through those lighted lenses.]
That's exactly what everyone bleeding out says right before they end up needing a transfusion or something. And I speak from experience.
So knock it off and lemme fix this before you turn my sheets red and ruin the whole color scheme of the room.
[He is more than willing to hold Len down with one hand and apply antiseptic with the other while keeping him scruffed like a cat.]
[It's clear Len didn't expect the smack, head whipping up to glare at Kabal with sharp eyes, a split second away from smacking him back. The instinct is so strong his fingers twitch against the bed.]
The colour scheme of this room was 'garbage' before I shacked up here.
[Len almost said moved in. He must be in worse shape than he feels. That's a slip-up he doesn't want to make. There's nothing permanent about this. Kabal never invited him to stay, and Len won't be here forever.
At some point he'll have to find his own place. When Chronos is finally bored of trying to play make believe Guantanamo, or they finally come to terms.
Which could be a long, long time. Mick is the only man more stubborn than Len is.
The glare lingers a moment longer before Len sighs, long-suffering, like he's the one doing Kabal a favour letting him stitch his gut back together. Which is totally what Kabal wanted to do with his evening.]
Fine. You do mine, and I'll do yours.
So you better make it pretty.
[Who wants a thank you when you can have a thinly veiled threat?]
Yeah you're classing up the joint for sure. Corpses don't have the same effect so stop being a tough guy and lemme do this.
[He's dealt with enough of that crap from the rest of the Black Dragon thugs he works with and he genuinely didn't care if they lived or died. With Len he definitely doesn't want him to die. Not that he'd say that, at least not in the way he means. Because this is just one crook helping out another. Honor among thieves or something. Yup.]
Sure I've got some of that teal stitching thread from Tiffany's. I'll do some embroidery while I'm at it.
[He'd likely be a little less antagonistic if he didn't also feel like crap, he just wants to get this over with and have a minimal amount of either of them passing out. Mostly because he doesn't want a redo of last time.
Not the fucking part. He wants that again. The ... caring part. Where they were emotionally invested in each other. Less of that please.
For being a big meaty brute, he's stitched up plenty of other people and himself so while he isn't exactly gentle, he knows what he's doing and isn't fumbling around tentatively. The few smaller gashes get stitches, and the big deep one gets staples. Mostly because staples are a pain in the ass to remove later, and usually bleed when they come out. Stitches are more time consuming to put in, but easier to take out.
That's some forethought he usually doesn't put into anything else.]
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[That's a decent amount of blood Len. And you're in a closet.]
I'm not a doctor but pretty sure you're supposed to keep all that shiny red liquid inside you. Come on, lets get you outta the closet and somewhere a little more comfortable.
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[Len arches a brow at Kabal, eyes flicking over him.
His bed-partner isn't looking so pristine himself.
They really are two of a kind.]
You're one to talk. Looks like you sprung your own leak.
[Len makes to grip onto the nearest utility shelf, attempting to haul himself to his feet, but his hand is slippery with blood.
He's not coming out of the closet with his pride intact.]
Gonna help me up, or are you gonna stand there contemplating your failed career in medicine?
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[Ignoring the wounds in his own chest, he leans down to give Len a shoulder to support himself on.]
Almost had another food fight with someone. I think you started a trend. Except this time I was the meal.
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[Len accepts the help, not making a fuss about it. It's all he can do to not look absolutely pathetic right now.
He could stand on his own two feet, should, but Kabal is both solid and strong, and for a moment it feels good just to stand and soak in the warmth of his body. Kabal is easy to lean against.
Far too easy.]
And I thought I was special.
[Is Kabal the type to have a food-fight with the first random guy or girl off the street?]
Was Hannibal Lecter using the kitchen?
Hm... s'pose I can see the appeal.
[An appraising glance over him (who doesn't love beef jerky?), his eyes catching on Kabal's injury. Not exactly a paper-cut.
Len attempts to pull away, and nearly slips in his own blood. He catches himself by the strap of Kabal's harness.]
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[He'd been enslaved to what was effectively a super villain once he died, but that wasn't quite the same. Especially since he wanted to kill that fucker most of the time.]
You know the deer lady? She decided maybe it was time to expand her culinary horizons.
[For being a big, hefty, immovable rock, that grab for his harness nearly downs him. The only tangible evidence so far of how injured he is. Hissing through his teeth he braces one hand on the wall, the other around Len to keep them both from crashing into the ground.]
We need to stop doing this. Can we skip this part next time and get right to the naked in the tub part?
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[Wait, did he heard that right? Len's head snaps to the side, eyes boring holes into Kabal's mask. He would kill to see his face right now.]
NYPD? You were a cop?
[Len pulls away from him, in part because he nearly sent them both crashing to the ground, and also because this is something of a revelation coming from a man he assumed to be a fellow crook.
Not a crooked cop.
He holds onto the nearby shelving, trying to look less dizzy, confused, and alarmed than he actually is, but his poker-face isn't at its best right now. He needs a little more blood and a lot less shock for that.]
And no, I don't know the deer lady, she a cannibal or a bisexual?
[With more than a slight sneer, because Len doesn't like that particular tidbit of information, either. Not that this is anything, or he had any real expectations regarding exactly who Kabal is 'feeding'.
Len knows he isn't special.]
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[He doesn't follow Len's train of thought, assuming that like most people he thinks Kabal is lying.
But this is someone who knows him a little better. Maybe he deserves the full explanation.]
Told 'em I'd give them dirt on the Black Dragon and they bought it hook, line and sinker. Thought I'd turned traitor and everything. Cept I was just letting the Black Dragon know their patrol routes and where they'd be setting up checkpoints.
Gave the cops a few leads and they gave me a badge and a partner. Dumb shits.
Fuck. I wonder if they're still paying me. I might be a fucking millionaire twenty years later.
[Once he regains his footing he reaches out to Len to pull him back and help him down the hall again, not getting the hint something might be wrong.]
She's probably both. But yeah, I found her at the end of a trail of blood and she tried to eat me. Not in the cute way.
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Len listens to Kabal's story with slitted eyes, bullshit detector cranked up to max.
He does believe Kabal could've been a cop. That's the problem.
Len doesn't trust cops, but on some level he respects them. They play the same field from different sides. Without law there would be no crime, and without crime there would be no law. You can't break rules if they don't exist. Len loves the sirens and chase almost as much as he loves the money and infamy.
Crooked cops, on the other hand, are bottom-feeding hypocrites. They swan around in uniform flashing their shiny badges, stealing from the same people they swore to protect, and going home to beat their wife and kids after a long day of acting like saints on domestic assault calls.]
My old man was a cop. Biggest dirtbag you ever met. The only thing he liked better than getting drunk and beating the shit out of his wife and kids was power-tripping on the job.
[Finally, Len looks away. Doing his best attempt at being aloof in spite of the fact Kabal's thick arm is wrapped around his waist.
At least it sounds like Kabal didn't screw the bisexual-cannibal-deer-lady.
Len doesn't want to catch anything. That's all.]
What did you expect to find at the end of a trail of blood, a rare steak?
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Sounds like an asshole. Hope you killed him.
[Said casually as if that's something routine and expected: if someone is a jerk to you just kill them. Even if they're a parent. He can't really relate, he never met his dad, he can't truly understand the conflicted emotions of someone you love and hate and who should care for you but doesn't. Everything is pretty simple in Kabal's world view - the easiest way to get rid of anything impeding him is generally murder.]
Something to fight. There are these bigass radioactive boars I used to fight but I figured I should stop killing them before there's none left. Gotta get that new generation of fighters up and running so I have something to do.
And I'm not the one that got smacked around by a giant robot that could probably step on you and crunch you into paste.
[No he got beat up by a five foot tall half-deer, half-naked lady. So much better.]
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[Even if it took Len almost losing his sister for him to nut up and pull the goddamn trigger. One little twitch of the finger, and Lewis Snart became one more name on the long, long list of people Len's put in the ground. Only notable for the fact he deserved it more than most.
He's probably jawing off at the devil in hell right now while losing a card game, surrounded by assholes of his like kind and quality. It's possible he'd love it there, but Len likes to think he'd hate realizing what a small fish he was in such a dirty, worthless pond.
Kabal is lucky (or maybe he's unlucky), Len doesn't strip down and knock boots with just anyone. Because his father left so many marks on his body Len can't not see his childhood reflected back at him every time he looks into the mirror. The story of his victimhood written in scars on his skin.
Len exhales. Half pained hiss, half exasperated sigh.]
You're a psycho.
Dunno what that makes me for relating to half of what you just said, but it can't be good.
[A crook of the corner of his mouth, which might be a smile, as he grips onto Kabal's harness, fingers squeezing into the leather for support.
Len almost missed having a psycho around.]
I thought you were a speedster. Hurry it up. I'm not gonna to tip this kinda half-assed service. If you ain't breaking the sound barrier you ain't really trying.
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[See? Easy. Kill whatever stands in your way. Or annoys you. Kabal's philosophy on the world wins again!]
Words hurt Ice Queen.
Sure, I can pick you up and make this real quick, but I'm liable to end up wearing your lunch. I've only done that to two people and one was a robot and even he was pretty close to managing to puke without a mouth. Much as the nostalgia of how we first met is romantic, not really sure I want to be smelling that right now when we're both oozing out our insides.
[He glances askance at Len for a second, judging just how injured he is.]
But if you want the full experience...
[And he leans in to scoop Len up. Princess style.]
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[Free shrugs.]
What makes you think this is my first time?
[A flit of his eyes over Kabal's masked face, allowing himself to be lifted.
They've been in more compromising positions. Shame is for losers who give a fuck what other people think. Len doesn't care. He is entirely comfortable here, in his full Elsa glory.
Cool as a cucumber. Not feeling flustered at all.]
I doubt you're the fastest man who's given me a ride.
[Yes, that's a dare. Isn't it always?]
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And here I thought I was more than a pretty face and a fast pair of legs.
[And with that he shifts Len around to his shoulder so he can hold him one handed. It'd be easier to toss him under his arm like a sack of flour, but given all those injuries probably a bad idea. So this'll have to do as he jets forward in a blur of purplish energy, at his room in an instant.]
Keep your insides inside you. My tub hasn't recovered from our last fun little playtime.
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[Don't forget about those... sparring abilities. Not every man knows how to duel-wield.
His sword is pretty big, too.
Len makes a noise in his throat when he's manhandled into a fireman carry, significantly less romantic than being carried like the world's worst Disney princess, but it's better than walking.
Or is it?
The initial speed surge is enough to send his stomach into his throat, but the split-second of pure adrenaline was worth it. That flare of purple energy, bright enough to sear neon streaks into his eyes, was beautiful.
Some things never get old.]
Mmmm.
[Is his response to Kabal's demand. No vomit, but he's more than a little dizzy. So he doesn't move right away. Breathing slowly, still, until he's ready to move. Which could take a while, given the blood loss on top of the vertigo.]
Bed.
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As if I'd put you anywhere else.
[He elbows the button to slam the door shut behind them, heading over to the bed to sit on the edge and put Len down far more gently than he initially tossed him over his shoulder.]
Let's clean this up before it gets all crusty. Think you might need stitches too.
[At this point they should move the whole medBay into Kabal's room, they're on at least their third first aid kit.]
How're you feelin'?
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[Not that Len doesn't like it. Len may make a surprising amount of noise, but he never complains.
Being cut up hurts less without a metal shelf biting into his back. Shifting up onto one elbow, Len yanks what's left of his shirt up to his collarbone. Starscream got him good with those impressive claws of his. Len's torn between anger and genuine admiration.
Must be nice not to bleed. If Len could choose to be made of metal instead of flesh, he would. In a heartbeat. Humans are so fucking fragile.
His scarred body is a testament to that. Len can't count how many times he's been hurt this badly or hell of a lot worse. In the scheme of things, a couple gashes from a razor-sharp edge are nothing.
A sudden, ugly thought that Kabal might think he's weak springs to the forefront of his slightly foggy mind. He sits taller, squaring his shoulders. Wipes any trace of a dumb, vulnerable look off his face.]
Fine. It ain't half as bad as it looks.
[Len squeezes the edges of the cut together, testing the depth, blood welling up out of the wound to streak down his already sticky/crusty/smeared stomach. Too deep for glue.
It isn't fine, but the only thing worse than getting your ass beat is letting them see you flinch.]
Nothing a few staples can't fix. Grab me that gun from the kit. I can do it myself.
[Can doesn't mean should, but Len hasn't lived this long relying on others. He called Kabal because it was faster than dragging his own ass down the hall, not because he needed him.
Len can take care of himself.
Whether he's trying to prove that to himself, or Kabal, in the moment is up for debate.]
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[Setting the medical kit down on the bed he pulls the mask off so that Len can get the full force of his glare as he smacks Len's hands away from where he's poking and prodding at his own wounds. It also gives him a better view without the darkened tinge of looking out through those lighted lenses.]
That's exactly what everyone bleeding out says right before they end up needing a transfusion or something. And I speak from experience.
So knock it off and lemme fix this before you turn my sheets red and ruin the whole color scheme of the room.
[He is more than willing to hold Len down with one hand and apply antiseptic with the other while keeping him scruffed like a cat.]
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[It's clear Len didn't expect the smack, head whipping up to glare at Kabal with sharp eyes, a split second away from smacking him back. The instinct is so strong his fingers twitch against the bed.]
The colour scheme of this room was 'garbage' before I shacked up here.
[Len almost said moved in. He must be in worse shape than he feels. That's a slip-up he doesn't want to make. There's nothing permanent about this. Kabal never invited him to stay, and Len won't be here forever.
At some point he'll have to find his own place. When Chronos is finally bored of trying to play make believe Guantanamo, or they finally come to terms.
Which could be a long, long time. Mick is the only man more stubborn than Len is.
The glare lingers a moment longer before Len sighs, long-suffering, like he's the one doing Kabal a favour letting him stitch his gut back together. Which is totally what Kabal wanted to do with his evening.]
Fine. You do mine, and I'll do yours.
So you better make it pretty.
[Who wants a thank you when you can have a thinly veiled threat?]
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[He's dealt with enough of that crap from the rest of the Black Dragon thugs he works with and he genuinely didn't care if they lived or died. With Len he definitely doesn't want him to die. Not that he'd say that, at least not in the way he means. Because this is just one crook helping out another. Honor among thieves or something. Yup.]
Sure I've got some of that teal stitching thread from Tiffany's. I'll do some embroidery while I'm at it.
[He'd likely be a little less antagonistic if he didn't also feel like crap, he just wants to get this over with and have a minimal amount of either of them passing out. Mostly because he doesn't want a redo of last time.
Not the fucking part. He wants that again. The ... caring part. Where they were emotionally invested in each other. Less of that please.
For being a big meaty brute, he's stitched up plenty of other people and himself so while he isn't exactly gentle, he knows what he's doing and isn't fumbling around tentatively. The few smaller gashes get stitches, and the big deep one gets staples. Mostly because staples are a pain in the ass to remove later, and usually bleed when they come out. Stitches are more time consuming to put in, but easier to take out.
That's some forethought he usually doesn't put into anything else.]
You want a drink?
[That's Kabal for: you doing okay?]